Description: An picture of six plated sushi rolls. The centers are orange, and the top left clearly shows the head of the clownfish Nemo. The text reads, "Sushi, anyone?"

Description: An illustration of a faery, pressed up against a light green-beige background. The text reads, "I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again."

Description: A short animation of the character Alan a Dale, a rooster, walking while playing his lute.

Description: A crowd of Ood, from Doctor Who. Gradually, speech bubbles appear next to each Ood, saying "Mine, mine, mine, mine" like the seagulls from Finding Nemo.

Description: Animation showing Legos, crayons, ansd fingerpaints. Text reads "There's no point in being an adult if you can't be childish sometimes."

Description: Light green text on a decorative green background. The text is formatted like a dictionary entry, and reads: "Doctor, The [n]: If you want to take it to a higher authority, there isn't one. See also: Bitch, please."

Description: A looping animation of a very thin black cat walking atop a wall.

Description: Two open books on a dimly-lit tabletop, with a large mug higher up the table, at the upper edge of the picture.

Description: An animated GIF with text that reads "They spend their lives between the covers. They love to be bound. They look spectacular in leather. They can last for hours, days, even weeks. They take you places that you never imagined. Yes, Books Are Sexy."

Description: An illlustration of a möbius strip, with human figures walking on either side. The text reads "Going nowhere"

Description: A three-frame animated gif of three lit candles in darkness. The text is a quote from C J Cherryh, and it reads "And after the dark, O brothers, O sisters, come we home"

Description: Text reads "Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies and alcohol."

Description: A picture of a beach, right at the shore. A large coral and two starfish sit at the lower right.

Description: Light green text on a dark green picture of a tentacled eldritch horror. The text reads, "O R'Lyeh?"

Description: A picture of a "Decaffeinated" logo from a product. The subtitle text reads "...I drank what?" A quote from Real Genius, purported to be what Socrates said after he drank the poison that killed him.

Description: Discord, goddess of the internet, is developing a taste for blood sacrifice.

Description: A picture of a 'broken' web image. The text reads "This icon has been distracted by a shiny object. It may be away for a while."

Description: A white background with a large red ball in the center. The caption reads "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" - a reference to a Saturday Night Live skit from the late 1970s..

Description: The text reads "Good witch, bad witch - I've got the flying monkeys!"

Description: A screenshot from Monty Python, showing 'God' among the clouds. The caption reads "Oh do stop groveling"

Description: Animated screenshots of screens from Star Trek TNG. The text reads "We've secretly replaced the dilithium with Folger's crystals. Let's watch as they go to warp."

Description: A photo of the full moon rising behind clouds. The text reads "The night comes and starts to sing to me."

Description: Photo of a kitten's face with extremely dilated pupils. The text reads "I licked a funny stamp"

Description: A screenshot of the character Claude Rains from the show Heroes, played by Chris Eccleston. The text reads, "Get the hell in the TARDIS, Peter"

Description: A photo of a coffee mug with a flared rim. The outside of the mug is lapis-blue with a floral-star motif.

Description: I forget where I found this. It was a graphic created with Bryce, back in the late 1990s.

Description: A close-up photo of a tailfeather from a peacock. The text, a quote from James Gardner's book Vigilance, reads "The peacock can show its whole tail at once. I can only tell you a story."

Description: Gold text on a white background. The text reads "Please hold. All muses are busy right now. But your inspiration is important to us."

Description: White text on a dark purple background. The text reads, "Don't you try to outweird me."

Description: White text on a blue-green background. Text reads "Life is to be lived, not merely endured."

Description: An image showing two Daleks. Behind them, against a white background, is the word "PROCRASTINATE!"

Description: A screenshot of the Tenth Doctor, from the episode Doomsday. The Doctor is slouched in a chair with a look of deep misgiving on his face. The white text reads "Meh".

Description: Multiple frames of white text on a black background. Text reads, "Quit using my name in vain", "The inquisition? All right, my bad", "Dear humanity, QUIT IT!", "Sorry for the inconvenience", "All your friends are laughing at you behind your back", "Dance my puppets, DANCE!", all from God.

Description: An illustration of a misty forest path.

Description: A screenshot of Rose from Doctor Who. Her face is poking out from under the covers. The text reads "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."

Description: A single square from a comic. A cat stands and looks around the corner of a wall, looking bothered and upset. The text reads "My inner kitten says Bite me."

Description: Text reads "That was so disturbing my icon is scrubbing itself with bleach."

Description: A photo of a rolling wave. The caption reads "And the ocean breathed a sigh of winter" - a quote from the beginning of David Brin's book The Postman.

Description: A photo of a manmade lake that I used to live near. It's sunny, the lake water is rippled by the breeze, and the trees on the far shore are reflected in the water.

Description: A short animation of the character Alan a Dale, a rooster, walking while playing his lute.

Description: A screenshot of a computer monitor. The text reads "The internet: replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."

Description: A black background with white text. The text reads, "So say we all."

Description: An animated GIF showing a starry night sky with a crescent moon over some fluffy purply-pink clouds.

Description: White text on a decorative green background. The text reads "I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed!"

Description: A screenshot of Spock, standing over his viewer, from Star Trek. Text reads "That is illogical, you raving fucktard."

Description: A silhouette of Tom Servo, Joel Robinson, and Crow from MST3K. The text reads "Only the good die young. Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains the random dying pattern."

Description: A close-up screenshot of Jareth the Goblin King, from the movie Labyrinth. He is drinking from a chalice.

Description: Musical notation showing the initial clef plus the time signature. Instead of 3/4 or 4/4, the time signature is π over 4. The text reads "The irrational waltz"

Description: A manipulated image showing Doctor Who villian The Master holding a raygun. The picture shows a 'price sticker' in the lower right corner. Text reads "This death ray can be yours for only ten easy payments of $9.99 on the Home Shopping Network."

Description: Gradient black-to-red background with white text. The text reads "The truth shall set you free. But first it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem"

Description: A screenshot from The Empire Strikes Back, of Han and Leia at the entrance to the conference room where Darth Vader stands at the end of the table. Text reads "Han meets the in-laws"

Description: White text on a slate-blue background. Text reads "Being my friend right now may not be the healthiest of avocations."

Description: Red text on a white background, with a 'dripping blood' border. The text reads "Never say Bite Me to a vampire."

Description: A photo of the Ninth and Tenth Doctor. The superimposed text reads "We aim to misbehave."

Description: Purple text on a dark background. The text reads, "Blessed are the eccentrics for they shall inherit the fun."

Description: Photo of footsteps on a beach. White text over it reads "Who will dream before the fading tracks of our obliterated steps..?"

Description: An animated GIF showing the character Captain Jack from Doctor Who. He makes a "W" with his fingers. The text in the final frame reads "Whatever"

Description: An animated GIF. The first three frames show a black background, each frame with an additional word 'STUPIDITY' in HTML close-tag syntax. The final frame reads, "Why isn't it working???"

Description: A photo of a rolling wave. The caption reads "And the ocean breathed a sigh of winter" - a quote from the beginning of David Brin's book The Postman.

Description: A picture of an opened book. A pen rests on the open pages, near written words: "Words on a page like quicksilver ash"

Description: A photo of a peacock with his tail spread wide. The text at the bottom reads, "Yet another showoff."

Description: A black and white image showing the interlocking yin-yang symbol. The black half shows "That was zen" in white text. The white half shows "This is tao" in black text.