Description: Photo of a kitten's face with extremely dilated pupils. The text reads "I licked a funny stamp"

Description: Photo of footsteps on a beach. White text over it reads "Who will dream before the fading tracks of our obliterated steps..?"

Description: A picture of a 'broken' web image. The text reads "This icon has been distracted by a shiny object. It may be away for a while."

Description: A three-frame animated gif of three lit candles in darkness. The text is a quote from C J Cherryh, and it reads "And after the dark, O brothers, O sisters, come we home"

Description: White text on a decorative green background. The text reads "I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed!"

Description: A screenshot of Spock, standing over his viewer, from Star Trek. Text reads "That is illogical, you raving fucktard."

Description: Discord, goddess of the internet, is developing a taste for blood sacrifice.

Description: A crowd of Ood, from Doctor Who. Gradually, speech bubbles appear next to each Ood, saying "Mine, mine, mine, mine" like the seagulls from Finding Nemo.

Description: A black and white image showing the interlocking yin-yang symbol. The black half shows "That was zen" in white text. The white half shows "This is tao" in black text.

Description: White text on a slate-blue background. Text reads "Being my friend right now may not be the healthiest of avocations."

Description: A white background with a large red ball in the center. The caption reads "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" - a reference to a Saturday Night Live skit from the late 1970s..

Description: An picture of six plated sushi rolls. The centers are orange, and the top left clearly shows the head of the clownfish Nemo. The text reads, "Sushi, anyone?"

Description: An animated GIF. The first three frames show a black background, each frame with an additional word 'STUPIDITY' in HTML close-tag syntax. The final frame reads, "Why isn't it working???"

Description: Gradient black-to-red background with white text. The text reads "The truth shall set you free. But first it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem"

Description: A manipulated image showing Doctor Who villian The Master holding a raygun. The picture shows a 'price sticker' in the lower right corner. Text reads "This death ray can be yours for only ten easy payments of $9.99 on the Home Shopping Network."

Description: An image showing two Daleks. Behind them, against a white background, is the word "PROCRASTINATE!"

Description: An animated GIF showing a starry night sky with a crescent moon over some fluffy purply-pink clouds.

Description: A photo of the Ninth and Tenth Doctor. The superimposed text reads "We aim to misbehave."

Description: Multiple frames of white text on a black background. Text reads, "Quit using my name in vain", "The inquisition? All right, my bad", "Dear humanity, QUIT IT!", "Sorry for the inconvenience", "All your friends are laughing at you behind your back", "Dance my puppets, DANCE!", all from God.

Description: A picture of an opened book. A pen rests on the open pages, near written words: "Words on a page like quicksilver ash"

Description: An illlustration of a möbius strip, with human figures walking on either side. The text reads "Going nowhere"

Description: A screenshot of Rose from Doctor Who. Her face is poking out from under the covers. The text reads "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."

Description: Animated screenshots of screens from Star Trek TNG. The text reads "We've secretly replaced the dilithium with Folger's crystals. Let's watch as they go to warp."

Description: A photo of a peacock with his tail spread wide. The text at the bottom reads, "Yet another showoff."

Description: A picture of a "Decaffeinated" logo from a product. The subtitle text reads "...I drank what?" A quote from Real Genius, purported to be what Socrates said after he drank the poison that killed him.

Description: A photo of the full moon rising behind clouds. The text reads "The night comes and starts to sing to me."

Description: An animated GIF showing the character Captain Jack from Doctor Who. He makes a "W" with his fingers. The text in the final frame reads "Whatever"

Description: Musical notation showing the initial clef plus the time signature. Instead of 3/4 or 4/4, the time signature is π over 4. The text reads "The irrational waltz"

Description: The text reads "Good witch, bad witch - I've got the flying monkeys!"

Description: A black background with white text. The text reads, "So say we all."

Description: White text on a dark purple background. The text reads, "Don't you try to outweird me."

Description: A silhouette of Tom Servo, Joel Robinson, and Crow from MST3K. The text reads "Only the good die young. Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains the random dying pattern."

Description: Gold text on a white background. The text reads "Please hold. All muses are busy right now. But your inspiration is important to us."

Description: A single square from a comic. A cat stands and looks around the corner of a wall, looking bothered and upset. The text reads "My inner kitten says Bite me."

Description: A screenshot from Monty Python, showing 'God' among the clouds. The caption reads "Oh do stop groveling"

Description: A short animation of the character Alan a Dale, a rooster, walking while playing his lute.

Description: Light green text on a dark green picture of a tentacled eldritch horror. The text reads, "O R'Lyeh?"

Description: A close-up screenshot of Jareth the Goblin King, from the movie Labyrinth. He is drinking from a chalice.

Description: Purple text on a dark background. The text reads, "Blessed are the eccentrics for they shall inherit the fun."

Description: An illustration of a misty forest path.

Description: A looping animation of a very thin black cat walking atop a wall.

Description: Light green text on a decorative green background. The text is formatted like a dictionary entry, and reads: "Doctor, The [n]: If you want to take it to a higher authority, there isn't one. See also: Bitch, please."

Description: A photo of a rolling wave. The caption reads "And the ocean breathed a sigh of winter" - a quote from the beginning of David Brin's book The Postman.

Description: Text reads "Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies and alcohol."

Description: A screenshot from The Empire Strikes Back, of Han and Leia at the entrance to the conference room where Darth Vader stands at the end of the table. Text reads "Han meets the in-laws"

Description: Red text on a white background, with a 'dripping blood' border. The text reads "Never say Bite Me to a vampire."

Description: Animation showing Legos, crayons, ansd fingerpaints. Text reads "There's no point in being an adult if you can't be childish sometimes."

Description: A screenshot of the Tenth Doctor, from the episode Doomsday. The Doctor is slouched in a chair with a look of deep misgiving on his face. The white text reads "Meh".

Description: A screenshot of the character Claude Rains from the show Heroes, played by Chris Eccleston. The text reads, "Get the hell in the TARDIS, Peter"